Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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