i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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