i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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