is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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