I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
