i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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