I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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