He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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