Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Randomize
