So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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