I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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