I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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