I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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