Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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