just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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