at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We talked him into tasing himself.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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