I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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