We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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