She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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