I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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