this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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