Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
