yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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