Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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