we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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