I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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