I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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