Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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