i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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