Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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