My first STD was from a foam party
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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