are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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