she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
