Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she smelled like a LAN party
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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