i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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