so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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