I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Be still, my beating vagina.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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