so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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