I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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