That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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