Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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