We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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