No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Randomize
