Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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