Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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