FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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