He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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