I cannot find my penis.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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