I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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