we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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