we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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