Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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