Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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